Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping in

While today is Wednesday, that is also the name of my car. And the check engine light is on. 

I have to get a drug screen and chest x-ray for the new job.

My head hurts.

Jack has gone home.

I'm back to not sleeping. 

The list is longer but the point is; I can do one of these things at a time, but I don't know if I can do all of them at once. 

Fabulous. Just fabulous.